“Lost a planet Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing.” – Yoda
I learned this week…
…that Snoop Dogg has changed his name to Snoop Lion. I’m so relieved. I don’t know about you, but I was beginning to question the longevity of his career if he should continue on with such a moniker.
…that I should never be trusted to do two things: dress myself or pick out eye glasses. I think it’s a pretty well-known fact that if given a choice between a pair of respectable black slacks and a pair with obnoxious stripes, I will pick the stripes every single time – and wear them with a printed top. I am a fashion failure. I get it. I embrace it. A few years ago I got glasses. I went down to my local optical mart, tried on a few dozen frames, ignored the annoying optician’s suggestions, and took home a set of glasses that would never leave their handy-dandy carry case. I hated them. This week, out of necessity – my eyes have decided to act their age – I went to get a new pair. I opted to go back to my optometrist’s office because it was convenient – and I get a discount. I chose a few frames, and asked the peppy little optician for advice. She took one look at what I had chosen, said no, no, no, and promptly made me start the process over. As it turns out, my taste in glasses is just as flawed as my taste in trousers. I am now the proud owner of a pair of glasses that I like – and wear. Yay for pushy, obnoxious optician lady who is immune to my stink eye and biting sarcasm.
…that I have the best writing group on the planet. This week our meeting turned into an impromptu photo shoot when one of our members came dressed up in an anime costume.
There’s a special place in my heart for this girl.
…that I won something. I never win things, but this week I found out that I won a copy of Tania L. Ramos’ new book Be Still. She is an independently published author who still maintains her day job as a registered nurse. I admire her tenacity and dedication to her craft. I can’t wait to read her book. Go check her out her blog. Oh, and while you’re at it, check out Nerdy Book Reviews. Some good stuff over there, too.
…that dress shopping with my daughter is going to be a test of my resolve. She is entering 7th grade band and unlike last year when the required concert uniform consisted of a black embossed polo and khaki pants, this year she will have to wear a black dress. Yes, my friends, a dress. My daughter doesn’t wear dresses…or anything that might be construed as girly. She is a jeans and t-shirt kinda gal. If she ever feels the need to spice it up, she might go so far as to slap on a button up shirt and a pair of low top Converse sneakers. But that’s where she draws the line. We hit a few stores this week in search of this black band dress. We didn’t find one, but I was rewarded for my efforts with lots of heavy sighs and eyes rolls. Can’t wait to tell her that she won’t be able to wear her sneakers with the dress we’ve yet to find. That ought to go over well. The last time I got her in a pair of dress shoes was the last time she wore a dress – her brother’s wedding. She cried over the dress, and exchanged the shoes for a pair of bright blue Crocs as soon as the ceremony was over.
…that IKEA on a Saturday is torture. Two visits to IKEA on the same Saturday is a special kind of Hell that is beyond adequate description.
…this week’s awww moment isn’t an awww moment at all. It’s just one of my Chihuly exhibit photos. The reflection of the glass gives the appearance of paint bleeding through the water. I think it’s kinda cool.
4 thoughts on “Things I learned this week”
Ha! Do it.
To be fair to her, I own two dresses. Both I bought for weddings; neither will ever be worn again.
Your daughter sounds very much like my sixth-grader – I hope for your sake that’s she’s not quite as stubborn as mine.
Speaking of my daughter and this blog, she and I just yesterday watched the very Star Wars movie containing your quote from Yoda.
She’s pretty stubborn, but hopefully her love for band will outweigh her hatred for dresses.
That quote always makes me laugh.
I love the photo, and totally sympathize with your daughter. I’m going to a wedding in October, one of my absolute best friends, and made her promise I didn’t have to wear a dress. Part of me wants to be incredibly perverse and show up in a dress anyway, and the rest of me just laughs at the very notion of me donning one. I can’t win for trying.